smirkingcat | [fanfic:] original text taken for fanfic

"I guess it is summer and we are in the desert but I- I feel like it is unseasonably warm- I feel warm. Do you feel warm?"

"Why do we always see cow skulls in the desert? And why do we only see the skull? Did the body die somewhere else- I mean it makes no sense."

"Oh, I'm sorry, am I talking too much for you? Fine, I'll be quiet, I can shut up, I don't have to talk all the time, it's not like I have to fill the space. If you want silence I'll give you silence! You watch!- and it's going to be deafening- Mark my words!"

"Why do they say "Mark my words."? I mean they- they just mean "Listen to my words"- why don't they just say "Listen to my words."?"

"Hey, look how big the sun is through this magnifying glass- au, au auuu- no, really, it's huge. You should see it."

"I mean he drives a taxi for heaven's sakes. He can work anywhere, but he expects her to just pack up and move to Vegas- I mean seriously..."

"I was sure my arm would grow back, but it never did- see, pure Titanium- it's a fact."

"You don't communicate, you know that? You don't share, I mean I know nothing about your private life. You are very closed off- closed that's you."

"So I never touched the miguana* again- actually that's not entirely true, there was one time in..."

* i have no clue what a miguana should be- for the life of me, I could never figure that word out... sorry my bad hearing and not knowing important words like the one used here