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smirkingcat) wrote2020-12-14 10:41 pm
smirkingcat) wrote2020-12-14 10:41 pm
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[Fic:] 25 days - Day 14
Title: The first Time you don't get his humour
Author:smirkingcat
Word Count: 381
Rating: PG
Prompt:
Warning:
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: i got a lot of help on this one because i struggled
Draco liked to think that he was mostly, sometimes, eventually pretty easy going. Certainly, he had standards, but everybody did.
So, having Harry step into his bedroom, with the most... not even the word ridiculous did describe the ugly tackiness that was covering sadly not only Harry's behind but also in the most unflattering way his cock.
"What is that?" And yes, his voice might have sounded a bit too shocked, but it was not like he could help it.
"You like it?"
"No!"
"Oh, come on, these are amazing, and really comfortable. Especially as they are rather roomey, felt nice when I got all bothered thinking of you earlier."
Draco had never seen Harry trying a smolder at him, and right this moment, he was grateful for that, because what sort of facial expression was that. Draco didn't even know what to say.
But the silence became awkward and Harry's smile faded with each passing moment.
"Where did you even find these?" Draco said, as he was, apparently, required to say something.
"Found them in a tacky muggle shop. They made me think of you."
"That audacity made you think of me?"
"Well, yes, something we can laugh about, and then have some fun the other way."
"Harry, I can not even laugh at those. They are hideous, and honestly a bit frightening. I think they might have scared my libido away as well," Draco said honestly.
"You sure? Nothing funny about them?" Harry asked again, shaking his hips.
"Absolutely certain. I think I might be able to understand where you are coming from, but I am sorry to tell you, those are not funny to me."
"Hmm... kinda awkward now, you know," Harry said, looking down, trying to hide the very unfortunately situated face.
"Might get less awkward if you undress, burn them and we take a nice bubble bath?" Draco countered.
He really could understand what Harry wanted to do, but it just did not hit it's mark.
"Bath does sound nice." Harry showed a small smile as he undressed, and to Draco's infinite relief burned the pants.
Now that the hideousness that had been those pants have vanished from his home, he was even able to relax again.
And Harry was right, a bath did sound nice.
Author:
smirkingcatWord Count: 381
Rating: PG
Prompt:
Warning:
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: i got a lot of help on this one because i struggled
Draco liked to think that he was mostly, sometimes, eventually pretty easy going. Certainly, he had standards, but everybody did.
So, having Harry step into his bedroom, with the most... not even the word ridiculous did describe the ugly tackiness that was covering sadly not only Harry's behind but also in the most unflattering way his cock.
"What is that?" And yes, his voice might have sounded a bit too shocked, but it was not like he could help it.
"You like it?"
"No!"
"Oh, come on, these are amazing, and really comfortable. Especially as they are rather roomey, felt nice when I got all bothered thinking of you earlier."
Draco had never seen Harry trying a smolder at him, and right this moment, he was grateful for that, because what sort of facial expression was that. Draco didn't even know what to say.
But the silence became awkward and Harry's smile faded with each passing moment.
"Where did you even find these?" Draco said, as he was, apparently, required to say something.
"Found them in a tacky muggle shop. They made me think of you."
"That audacity made you think of me?"
"Well, yes, something we can laugh about, and then have some fun the other way."
"Harry, I can not even laugh at those. They are hideous, and honestly a bit frightening. I think they might have scared my libido away as well," Draco said honestly.
"You sure? Nothing funny about them?" Harry asked again, shaking his hips.
"Absolutely certain. I think I might be able to understand where you are coming from, but I am sorry to tell you, those are not funny to me."
"Hmm... kinda awkward now, you know," Harry said, looking down, trying to hide the very unfortunately situated face.
"Might get less awkward if you undress, burn them and we take a nice bubble bath?" Draco countered.
He really could understand what Harry wanted to do, but it just did not hit it's mark.
"Bath does sound nice." Harry showed a small smile as he undressed, and to Draco's infinite relief burned the pants.
Now that the hideousness that had been those pants have vanished from his home, he was even able to relax again.
And Harry was right, a bath did sound nice.